Cortneeeh's Corner

Jake and kimchi…

whatitsliketodie:

Jake is a gassy little dog to begin with.  Boston Terriers are like that.  Today is one of the worst.  Every so often this wave of rotten cabbage scent makes itself known and I look over and he’s laying there, one eye open, making sure he got me.  I can only compare it to kimchi, for you foodies, who know that kimchi is what Korean people call cabbage that’s been left in crocks underground gathering strength.  They call it fermenting.  I call it rotting.  And it smells bad.  Jake can make a veritable symphony of smells and yet he eats basically the same thing every day.  And he’s just like a person in that when you can hear them, they aren’t that bad.  But when he sneaks one up on you it’s terrible and will ruin your appetite.  Particularly for kimchi.

 I was trying to take a nap yesterday afternoon when my dog decided to sit next to me and fart in my face. There was definitely a hint of kimchi in there.