until I have to move it all. We’re moving closer to campus at the end of the month, so I thought I would get a head start and clean my room, throw some stuff away, bring old clothes etc. to the Salvation Army. So far, I’ve only accomplished finding useless shit such as a box of Rolling Stone magazines from years ago, boxes of clarinet reeds that are softer than Liberace at the Playboy mansion, and some petrified popcorn.
I wonder if I can apply for my room to become a Superfund site.
